What costume will Abbie wear for Holloween?

**PeteS** · October 27th, 2009, 10:04 PM

Just sayin'...

**lifewithoutanet** · October 27th, 2009, 10:51 PM

Corpse of a smelly, dead gorilla.
-C.

**Flying_Mike_D** · October 27th, 2009, 11:27 PM

Abbie's Halloween has been cancelled because I'm taking him to go slaughter elk in the high country.

No joke....year two in the mountains with that fool and if I hear him ask for Donny Brasco one more time because he's lonely and has a hard-on he might just not make it through the night. On the plus side he might get a chance to shoot, shovel, and shut up this year!

**kiki32** · October 28th, 2009, 02:42 AM

he wont be wearing a costume. just your mom.

**Para_Frog** · October 28th, 2009, 07:59 AM

I know what he's wearing...it's even wrong by Abbie standards.

Hint: The subject of his perverted satire would love it.

**Para_Frog** · October 28th, 2009, 08:01 AM

Unless you're going to a 10x10 acre elk farm, I predict you two will just freeze your asses off when you're not spooning brokeback style in the tent.

Non-huntin bitches.

**Flying_Mike_D** · October 28th, 2009, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

Unless you're going to a 10x10 acre elk farm, I predict you two will just freeze your asses off when you're not spooning brokeback style in the tent.

Non-huntin bitches.

Fuck that elk farming shit. I do it old school style. Last year we had a great bull in site until some asshats started taking 700+ yard shots at him, while he stood in a herd of 10-15 cows. Fucking retards, we never saw another elk the entire season.

Abbie gets his own cot, no Broke Back Mountain shit for us. Ask him about the Sonny Brook, I swear that bear Jew could piss off a nun! Oh, and he stole my Makers Mark and fed it to Tanner after the season was over, presumably to get Tanner drunk so that he would look more attractive to girls in the 14-17 year age range.

**Para_Frog** · October 28th, 2009, 09:02 AM

700 yds at Quantico was a warm up. Pussies.

**hamsandwich** · October 28th, 2009, 09:07 AM

So many choices this year, the list just keeps growing.

It's true, skipping halloween for a chance at some fresh elk tenderloins on the wood stove!

Maybe a costume and camera comes with me??

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**hamsandwich** · October 28th, 2009, 09:10 AM

and Harvey, what the hell do you hunt for? Your wife is the hunter in the family!

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**Flying_Mike_D** · October 28th, 2009, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

700 yds at Quantico was a warm up. Pussies.

Hey Captain Fucking America... I said THEY (not us) were taking shots at 700+ yards. Abbie and I were much further away. Plus I'm not a big fan of shooting into a herd of cows and having to explain myself to "the man" when I've illegally harvested a cow (elk I'm talking) during a bull season. Anytime you want to go to the range and see who's a better shot I'm in. Loser buys the other a bottle of the winners choice of booze. I myself prefer a good single malt scotch.

Abbie, I dare you to bring a costume elk hunting.....wait, scratch that! Maybe you'll have a chance to get that wolf hide for your new custom BASE rig this year!

**Flying_Mike_D** · October 28th, 2009, 09:24 AM

Ain't he puuuurrrrrdy?

**Frijol Saltando** · October 28th, 2009, 09:49 AM

That's a costume? Why was he wearing it all weekend at the Moab boogie?

**iamchriskolegasbitch** · October 28th, 2009, 11:04 AM

Just lend him your car and have hime drive at a high rate of speed from Bosie to twin. I guarantee he will get at least 4 maybe more.

**Flying_Mike_D** · October 28th, 2009, 11:13 AM

Chris, we are hunting elk....not deer. BIG difference. If he hit an elk with your car you would not have made it to Twin. I still think it's funny you hit a deer. LMAO...