Russell Brand: Big Sam, little Incey — they are all floundering in comparison with the indestructible Fergie (Guardian Unlimited)

I just read in the Guardian that "Sam Allardyce will be unveiled as Blackburn manager at a press conference today" — what a waste of a veil, we all know Sam's got the job and his ever-present yet not particularly justified prefix of "Big" means that the Blackburn board will probably needlessly drape him in a giant duvet or a parachute while Allardyce sweats, straightens his tie and dreams up ...

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