Laugh, No it hurts

**Mac** · August 26th, 2004, 10:51 PM

There I am in hospital not really wishing to move as I have had a bone graft operation 3 days previous - a present is delivered and is brought in to me by my morning nurse, it appears a friend has decided to cheer me up and send me a nice thoughtful present in my time of recovery. The nurse stands over me as I unwrap the gold wrapping paper to uncover the ever so thoughtful present. The nurse takes it and notes "well with all this time off you have, at least you now have something to do during the day" - and what was the ever so thoughtful present:

Good Feelings
The New ORO-SIMULATOR for Men
With Vibration

Warning:
to avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing conditions, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area or skin lacerations. No medical claims are warrented or implied by the use of this product.

My nurse was quick to take it from me, and show the other nurses on shift that morning - I was probably known not as the BASE jumper in room 1 from then, but the drooling pervert in room 1....

Nice one Faber (and Quickdraw)! it hurts to laugh but appreciate your thoughts in getting me the present! I would say it will keep me busy over recovery, but unfortunatly it does not work very well!! hehehe

**Twoply2** · August 27th, 2004, 03:46 AM

Is that something I could borrow or is that kinda taboo to ask?

Heal, heal, HEAL!

Mike

**Mac** · August 27th, 2004, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by Twoply2

Is that something I could borrow or is that kinda taboo to ask?

Whoa dude.......... thats just wrong...... think of the smell!

**Faber** · August 27th, 2004, 07:18 AM

ha ha nice one mate im glad you liked it.
If it dosnt work that well you probaly already used the first set of batteryes.. hehehe

Thanks alot Quickdraw,helping me on this one,i owe you big time...(no no not sex..

)

**Mac** · August 27th, 2004, 07:22 AM

dude tell ya what, I will send it back to you when I have around 100 "jumps" on it!.....
whoa........

**Faber** · August 27th, 2004, 07:24 AM

well atleast you apriciate it abit then...

i rember buying you a Pink hat,but seems to rember you dont use that one much

he he

**QuickDraw** · August 27th, 2004, 07:42 AM

but unfortunatly it does not work very well!! hehehe

Was it too big ? or was it that you wanted the 240V one ?

Glad you got a laugh out of it mate.

Get well soon too.

**CrazyThomas** · August 28th, 2004, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mac

My nurse was quick to take it from me, and show the other nurses on shift that morning - I was probably known not as the BASE jumper in room 1 from then, but the drooling pervert in room 1....

You could always give the nurse some kind of line like:

My friends want to know how well it works. How about giving me something to compare it with?

And if that doesn't get you slapped, it may just work.

OK, it probably won't work, but there is always hope.

Get well soon. Hope the bone graft heals correctly and quickly.

the jumps after recovery are always fun, so look forward to them.

Thomas