About five years ago I was jumping in Australia. Up until the insident, I had made 12 jumps on the trip(I have 23 base jumps total). Well, it was to be the last jump of the day. My friend saw this killer cliff in the distance. It was getting late so we got in the jeep and let down the trottle, trying desperatly to beat the night. Well we got there just at sun set. After climbing up we decided to make the jump memorable by going naked. This would prove to be the worst mistake of my life. By the time we were geared up the sky was darkening fast. El Sid went first. Clean on-heading opening followed by a picture perfect approch and landing. My turn. It is now pitch black. My blood is pumping. I know I shouldn't jump, but its the last jump of the trip. I hear from the floor below, "Fall gringo!" 3 2 1 cya...
Everything is fine. As I make my final however just as I am about to land out of the night appears a three foot high fence. I lift my legs to miss it and my legs do. I repeat that. My LEGS do. My penis is not so lucky. It snags the fence at its base and is completely torn from my body. I crash in agony. As I lay there bleeding to dead, El Sid jumps around me shouting ##### #####. Fuck #####. Well I lived that night but to this day I still am missing my penis.
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