To all you people whining and sniveling and bitching and moaning about Felix: GET A LIFE.
Felix has accomplished some great things in his BASE career, and I would take him and his 98 BASE jumps ANY day over a good number of you whiners with 300+ from the same bridge.
Methinks I smell more jealously and sanctimonious self-righteousness than any legitimate complaint about anything he does. As Tracy's query demonstrated so clearly, not one of you whiners has a clue about the actual truth of any of Mr. Baumgartner's alleged sins, and so far NOT ONE of you has come up with a single site he has burned.
Granted, he's aggravated some locals by taking the media stage in their back yard when he could have handed off to them (I told him he should act like the DEA when they make a big bust; push the local yokels front and center so THEY can bask in the glory... makes for better relations), but I have yet to see any evidence that Felix has done anything fundamentally evil or unsound.
One thing he absolutely does NOT do, for example, is badmouth people he's never met, or spread unsubstantiated rumors about them, or in any way, shape or form attack, demean and/or denigrate any of his fellow BASE jumpers.
On the other hand, Mr. Aiello, while I applaud you for having the courage to at least sign your name to your screed, it doesn't make that screed any more legitimate. I don't recall Felix being anywhere close to winning the honor of the first person to bounce at Perrine because he checked his good judgment in at look-at-my-hum-job counter. Really, sir, it is in extremely poor taste for you to go on and on -- and ON -- about Felix when you totally abused and almost burned Perrine by burning in there. Granted, you have a lot of time on your hands as you heal, and no doubt your judgment is somewhat affected by your meds, but in the future, I'd encourage you to shut up about Felix until you get your own house and body in order.
As for the rest of you whiners, tell me which one of you wouldn't give your BASE number and eye teeth for the paid gig Felix has going.
You twits also remind me of the environmentalist goofballs who objected to the "direct action" approach wielded by Greenpeace when it began in the early 1970s. After one particularly tense confrontation with Russian whalers, who fired a 120-pound explosive harpoon head right over the heads of some Greenpeacers in a Zodiac, some whining San Francisco tree-hugger said, "I want to save the whales, just not THAT way." (Of course, "that way" was monumentally successful: Whereas the Russians were killing whales less than 150 miles from San Francisco the first year of Greenpeace's direct action, they were completely, totally GONE from the ENTIRE PACIFIC OCEAN three years later. Game, set, match, Greenpeace.
What Felix did with his Petronas and -- especially -- his Jesus jump was to create powerful, lasting images that will outlive every one of you whiners.
What Felix does is showcase his images on worldwide television -- as opposed to you whiners, who just strut your stuff to friends and family and Real TV.
You share Mr. Baumgartner's mentality, in other words; he just does it on a grander and more profitable scale... which, as I said at this missive's start, is the root cause of all your whining and holier-than-thou posturing: pure, unadulterated, unflattering, unbecoming jealousy and envy.
But keep whining if you want. It's a free country, and at least you're not as tedious to listen to as the Bore-Whinerman ticket.
Love,
Robin Heid
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