I've not had enough cheap red wine today to really do this post justice, but nonetheless I feel the world at large needs to know how it all went down. That's right, Slim survived his Bucks' Night alive and mostly intact except for his dignity (did he have any to begin?) and of course his "butt hymen" which is gone, long gone.

Let's see, there was music and dancing and bondage and handcuffs and whipping (lots of whipping) and a trip to the local bar in skivvies and a leash for the old boy, and icecubes and hot water and hotter wax and whipped cream. Lots of Aussie speak, plenty of drinking, and even a little "more" than that. And, yes, the species barrier was crossed - Frasier has a new girlfriend, and he's a gimp. Go figure - no accounting for some guys' tastes.

Oh, then there was Douggs and Slim dancing at the local tittie bar. They were a big hit, but Slim's solo show really tore down the house and got him quite a wad of tips from the guys. The funny thing is that this wasn't even a gay bar - Slim was having so much fun we skipped our local gay bar in favor of more time watching Slim do his show for a straight crowd. No joke, the owner of the place himself congratulated the old boy on his skills. A new career path for Slim? Perhaps.

Then more dancing, and more drinking, and more "more." Slim with a dazed look on his face, denying knowledge of what he'd done. But the pictures tell all, more than we ever wanted to know quite frankly. Lots and lots of pictures. Don't piss us off, Slim, or we'll share. Frasier says you are his for life, or he'll 'out' you to everyone.

Anyone in attendance who was thinking of tying the knot was, I think, given fair warning of what they'll face - only a fool would step into that willingly. Divot liked it so much, she moved in. Hooray for Divot and yummy veggie lasagna!

Thanks to our friends, Aussie and American alike, who made this a really great night of true debauchery. We all know that our dearly departed Doctor Death would've been proud. He was there in spirit, for certain.

Peace,

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