Flying Mike the Dork Chop Hurt (kinda)

**Flying_Mike_D** · November 20th, 2009, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

Stitch, how you gonna give advice when your little tib-fib laid you up on Serena's couch for like a decade.

Quit being a pussy Stone. Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Quit being a pussy? I am what I eat! Seriously I'm just trying to take the pain today rather than eat more oxy, that shit gives me some strange hallucinations.

**Para_Frog** · November 20th, 2009, 01:48 PM

That's because you're supposed to wash them down with Patron and chase them with a 5-hour energy.

Duh.

Put on some porn. Makes the hallucinations more tolerable.

**Flying_Mike_D** · November 20th, 2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

That's because you're supposed to wash them down with Patron and chase them with a 5-hour energy.

Duh.

Put on some porn. Makes the hallucinations more tolerable.

Send your wife over with the Patron, I've got some Red Bull around here somewhere and I'll send the Blondie home with the porn we made at my place, I like to share that stuff with friends.

If you want it burned to DVD it'll take longer, I've got to add some cheesy 80's electronic to it so it's authentic. Of course you can always have a copy of the RAW format.

**Para_Frog** · November 20th, 2009, 01:59 PM

Gotta have the music and out of sync voiced-over moaning.

That's the stuff.

**nicknitro71** · November 21st, 2009, 11:27 AM

Fuckin' PusSzssI eSzzzzzzzz!

**stitch** · November 21st, 2009, 01:44 PM

Mike, all I was curious about was how they closed the incisions where they inserted the hardware. If they didn't use staples, stitches, or surgical glue. Then we must assume there were no incisions and the hardware was inserted via the transporter on the starship Enterpoop.

Everyone knows I was layed up forever and ever due to tobacco use.

**Flying_Mike_D** · November 22nd, 2009, 03:33 AM

I've looked several times. I have no idea how they closed me up. I've had staples before and all I've got now is something that resembles a cut w/o stitches and some tape holding it all together.

Honestly I'm a bit confused myself unless they used sub-cutaneous stitches and taped over the initial cut with a bit of glue to hold it together. I have an appointment at the docs office on Monday so I'll ask for sure what they used to close the repair wound but I know it wasn't staples!

**Greenmachine** · November 22nd, 2009, 09:25 PM

Mike, hope you heals fast and fully!

I don't think my titanium rod ever set off
the metal detectors at the airport, and it
was a femur, have since had it removed.

Glad to hear the good fellas of Twin Falls,
Paul, Adam, & Jamie came through for you.

My boots, Hi-Tec's I think, cost about $80 at
an Army-Navy store in 2006 and work great.

You can save the Oxy's for us Florida boys

**Zoter** · November 28th, 2009, 10:38 AM

Every time Ive gotten hurt from a bad landing.....I wasnt wearing my Hanwag

I do agree with the thought that I'd rather snap on the long bone than on the joint....so + 1 for boots with ankle protection

**TreeRat** · November 29th, 2009, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by nicknitro71

Ladies,

Careful with the advices there! If one has to break then it's much wiser to break AWAY from the joint. Chances are, Mike in 6 months won't even know he broke tib/fib. If he broke his ankle instead, 30 years later he'd still fell he broke it.

+1