Yosemite Tasing

**speedphreak** · February 10th, 2011, 02:03 PM

Damn, SF Weekly is on a roll; this is the second BASE jumping article they've put out this week!

BASE Jumper Won't Stop Illegal Leaps Despite Yosemite Tasing - Page 1 - News - San Francisco - SF Weekly

(Read on page two, where they post excerpts from BLiNC...)

***mknutson*** · February 10th, 2011, 05:37 PM

They tanked on BLiNC!!!!

Some BASE jumpers post videos of their exploits on YouTube. Others try to abide by a strict code of never being seen by outsiders. An attempt last fall to contact jumpers on the sport's most popular website, BLiNC Magazine (run by Mick Knutson, a jumping devotee who lives in the Mission District) tanked.

**hamsandwich** · February 10th, 2011, 10:21 PM

nicknitro71 then chimed in: "Unlike Huck, for a blow job and some anal sex I'll tell you all you want to know, bitch!"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

**Para_Frog** · February 11th, 2011, 02:30 AM

We need to buy Nick a gimp for the basement. He's got some major pent-up chin-nuts issues.

***mknutson*** · February 11th, 2011, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

We need to buy Nick a gimp for the basement. He's got some major pent-up chin-nuts issues.

I heard he already had two!

**nicknitro71** · February 11th, 2011, 09:11 AM

OK, Lauren Smiley, borne as 'Laurence', is a tranny but I swear to her god in hell, I did not know it!

**Huck** · February 11th, 2011, 12:20 PM

I'll give it the bitch, she did her research, but is that tower really 510ft, I don't think so. Great quotes from Blinc!! This jumper sounds like a real winner, jump El Cap then hang in the medow and drink tall boyz of King Cobra.........smart!

Oh yeah and this is just beyond gay...."the Icaruses who see a tower and want to fly off it from the mortals who would cling to the platform with eyes wide."