Maggot's Status

**nicknitro71** · July 16th, 2008, 02:59 PM

mongoloids sure, little non-walking non-fucking assholes I don't know

As soon as I have the plan together you will know.

**stevenm** · July 16th, 2008, 03:55 PM

Nick, do you have any more specific information about the nature of the injury? How bad is the damage, etc?

And tell that trannybaggin mofo that we're all hoping for him

Steve

**nicknitro71** · July 16th, 2008, 04:14 PM

You can read the reports for yourself if the administrator of this site allowed .TIF files.

**nicknitro71** · July 16th, 2008, 04:22 PM

In the mean time go here:

http://www.egwingsuits.com/forum/index.php?topic=313.0

I am still waiting for the actual images, they will overnight them to me, so tomorrow I'll get a better picture of the severity of the spinal injury.

**lifewithoutanet** · July 16th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by hamsandwich

A lot of you mofo's probably have some kind of frequent flyer points. If you can't afford cash, contact nick and pool together these points for a ticket. Nick, the airlines usually give special pricing for mongoloids, etc.

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Between my wife and I, we still have 60,000 miles on United which will get Maggot a round-trip ticket to Beijing from NY. Already offered that up to Nitro. So, that's one ticket covered, but obviously, he won't be traveling alone. There's still another ticket to come up with. I have another $125.00 voucher for United that I'll put towards it, too, if we want to start collecting for another ticket. Another option is anyone w/ rewards points on Amex or miles from another credit card.

-C.

**hamsandwich** · July 16th, 2008, 06:34 PM

that's awesome collin. i bet the airlines would help cover the second ticket given the circumstances. we just have to tell them he's a 12 year old boy instead of a miniature adult.

-a

**hamsandwich** · July 16th, 2008, 06:39 PM

yo man, i just thought of this shniznoz, buy two one-ways instead of one round trip. then we can get rid of both of them at once.

but seriously on the 3.5% tip yo, 2 one-ways and deal with coming back later on. The second letter of the alphabet is B. Think about it.

-a

**jools** · July 16th, 2008, 07:24 PM

OK I am pretty pissed right now but if 1 of Maggots posts have made you laugh over the years then you owe him.
I have never met him or had direct contact with him, but he has made me piss myself laughing on more than one occasion, so as far as I am concerned I owe him big time.

Nick let me know how I can help and I will all do I can.

If you have laughed over the years (with him or at him) then you owe him to, dig deep and lets make him walk, jump and take the piss again.

Julian

**Para_Frog** · July 16th, 2008, 08:41 PM

I've got 14,000 United miles Nick. All yours.

**lifewithoutanet** · July 16th, 2008, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Para_Frog

I've got 14,000 United miles Nick. All yours.

Step up if you've got miles to donate, but hold tight before transferring them. I've got an angle w/ United I'm working. Plus, it actually costs money to transfer them from one Mileage Plus account to another.

Oh, and Abbie... The one-way ticket idea... Probably not so feasible. I'm guessing that when you show up in China, they're looking for proof that you're going to leave at some point.

-C.

**Rover** · July 17th, 2008, 02:20 AM

I know neither Maggot or Nick but I wish Maggot all the best and he is truely blessed in this time of need to have a mate like Nick that cares for him so.

**airdog07** · July 17th, 2008, 03:02 AM

airline mile is nice but he needs special transport, he sure can not sit like normal people let alone walk up the ramp, need to contact the airline first before even considering abut flying him over.

**hamsandwich** · July 17th, 2008, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by airdog07

airline mile is nice but he needs special transport, he sure can not sit like normal people let alone walk up the ramp, need to contact the airline first before even considering abut flying him over.

damn, i still havent wrapped my head around how fucked magot is right now. nick will tell us what the realistic options are and then we go from there.

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**Para_Frog** · July 17th, 2008, 10:06 AM

If this is some evil ploy for Jerry and Nick's penis enlargement surgeries...I'm gonna be pissed.

Nick...I've got a light week in Fed land. Can I do some legwork or something? I emailed you my office number.

**hamsandwich** · July 17th, 2008, 10:37 AM

You can't put any type of prank that's beyond these motherfuckers limits but I called jacobi hospital myself and Jerry IS there. This is not a joke, unlike the size of magot and nick's penises.

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