Punters!
Moab 2000 was the scene of the first WWF meet between our own well-known Redhead in the Blue corner and the Tag Team Bridal Party in the Yellow corner. No holds bar wrestling to the end....
Some spectacular maneuvering by our contestant with the bridesmaids provoked a vicious, vengeful onslaught by the brides father. The fight ensued with an even match between the two, but just as the ref disappeared, a blinding king hit by the groom sent our hero to the fall in a flurry of windmilling arms and legs (in a similar form to his gainers).
The massacre really began with our hero gasping for air on the mat with blood spilling, death curdling cries begging for the count. This did not end the match however. Our contestant was incensed that he was not allowed to share the victory with his opponent back at the wedding. Instead he was forced to run back to his room begging for mercy and squealing the last few pathetic insults as he scampered back into his burrow.
Oh the shame, the shame.... But we know this will not be the end!!!! The grande mouth has healed and the legend lives on.
That brides fathers days are numbered. Just when he thinks its safe he'll be shredded like a canopy collision at Bridge Day. We might see the culprit vanish in a cloud of baby powder on opening, but we WILL recognize the hair. A key distinguishing mark is a gothic tattoo that no one has been able to decipher. Could it be "SKYTHUMPED"?
So punters stay ringside for next years event, our hero will return and he wants that garter belt. It promises to be the deathmatch of the millennium. Will it end in tears? Will our hero be once again unstable on his back with danger lurking over him? Or will he seize those free wedding drinks and make a quick getaway?
Stay Tuned for WWF BASE Smackdown 2001&.
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