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    Yikes . . . The Future

    >Dennis got a real job in Reno, I think as a Security Guard somewhere.

    As improbable as the above sounds it makes one realize that life does indeed move on.

    Could this be our Future?

    Dwain retires from BASE jumping after 10,000 jumps. He opens his own company and becomes a multi-millionaire selling his line of innovative trampolines.

    Space chooses the Army over going to jail. Twenty years later he becomes General Tracy and distinguishes himself leading the U.S. invasion of New Zealand.

    JJ retires to a South Pacific island, still a very young man, after writing the great American novel, a book the N.Y. Times calls, “a brilliant piece of fiction.”

    Robin purchases SKYDIVING from Mike Truffer and goes tabloid. The first headline is, “Two-Headed Baby Skydives!”

    Jean Boenish marries into money, runs, and is elected Vice-President of the United States in 2016. Her first official act is abolishing the NPS.

    Mick became editor of PARACHUTIST magazine but is fired after just two months. “How the hell are we gonna explain this,” asks USPA President Jan Meyer after Mick is caught jumping from the Washington Monument.

    Vertigo, BR, CS, Morpheus, and the rest conglomerate into The BASE Company and reap lucrative government contracts after the Marine Corps implements low-altitude combat envelopment techniques, both airborne and foot launched.

    In 2023 Rick and Joy report awarding BASE number 5000. Also this year Wing suit BASE jumping is again allowed in downtown Manhattan after a dispute is settled concerning jumpers blowing through too many red lights.

    Nick_D is killed in 2018 after a shoot out with Homeland Security’s newly created Air-Police in downtown San Diego. Cornered in a building under construction and ordered to surrender Di Giovanni shouts, “Come in and get me, coppers!”

    Nick
    BASE 194

    :P

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    RE: Yikes . . . The Future

    2018, San Diego, I'm there Nick. }(

    BASE 772

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    Karin
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    RE: Yikes . . . The Future

    Classic! :7

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    jon593
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    RE: Yikes . . . The Future

    "Dennis got a job as a security guard ? !"

    Please don't throw me into the briar patch Farmer Brown...

    Can you imagine what a melee it would have been in downtown LA in the 80's if someone had had the nuts to get a "real job" as a security guard ? ?


    You slay me Nick.

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