Hey Base 587 - Double dookie at the Exit

cygnus · May 29th, 2003, 01:24 PM

HI 587,

I knew we were close to the exit point when I could smell the remanents of your double dookie beside the nearby evergreen. You sure mark your territory ... it may not be GPS but you sure can count on knowing exactly where to jump by the dying trees... Don't worry though ... the sugar was on the cookie and the missionary man was not alone.

If you can't jump your own lady's legs then you must jump the next best thing!

jason · May 30th, 2003, 11:27 AM

>Nice to hear the groins were well vented and you kept it
>*yawn* flat and stable.

I vaguely recall one of the exits being poorly described by the term "stable". And, I suppose, by the term "flat". It would be pretty low to name names, the jumper in question being my twin brother and all, so I won't. :7

**crwper** · June 2nd, 2003, 08:10 AM

I keep trying to tell you two, the reasons for my choosing the "lopsided lazy susan" exit are too complex for you rookies to understand.

Michael

JJ · June 3rd, 2003, 08:51 AM

Double dookie?

cygnus · June 3rd, 2003, 10:38 AM

Hey JJ,

It's the missionary Man! The double dookie is the result of a strange pre-exit stretch where a combination of nerves and a balanced Macdonald's breakfast yields not only a single dookie, but a double. 587 uses them as wind drift indicators ... I use them to find exit points ... and who really can understand the infinite number of ways one can use their own post-digested food. BASE can be a very soothing laxative when you just cannot muster the energy to keep it all moving. Cheers!

kris