BASE IS A LAXATIVE

[base311]

Dookying Whilst Intoxicated? I don't get it.

gardner

nevermind, you caught it.

[base311]

many places, out there, are piles of rocks, leaves, sticks, etc. with my stool thereunder. I am NEVER without wind drift... priority numero uno second only to my rig.

later
Gardner

[Craig]

I've got a mate who has to drop his trousers to his knees before he exits but that's another story. And he should be catheterised because he has to do number ones so many times.

But crimping one off is no surprise to me. After all, in the words of Shane Donahue,

"Sorry, mate. Sorry, Carl. Force of habit. Pretty frightening experience - I fuc|<in' sh|t meself. "

[460]

it's been traditional to refer to toilet paper as your "FEAR TICKETS." bring any fear tickets???

[guest]

Me personally, I have a reputation for always having a roll of TP on every jump. I call it the mini fear pisses. The first piss is a relief, the rest is sort of like the dry heaves.

Ever seen a base chick fully geared up take a piss off an antenna tower? My Atlanta posse friends saw it one night and I think were quite impressed. There is a bit of contortionism involved;-) Necessity is the mother of invention:-)

Peace and Love

M

[TVHigley]

Thanx for the support everyone!! Now I don't have to feel ashamed of myself when I have to deploy my "mud minnows" before each jump!!!
-TODD

[Brooke]

I think youre all full of #####! brooke

[guest]

thank you all for this thread that confirms what's clear on the other threads too: BASE jumpers as a group are completely full of shiit

:* :9 :*

[guest]

I refer to it as my "pre-jump-dump". :*

[guest]

I have to ##### every morning, so if I go for base in the morning I have to ##### too. What a miracle.

The best one was in a building under construction in Rotterdam with some mobile toilets on top for the workers. I did some work too....

Ronald