BASE Jumping Hall of Fame

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So, you don't think Marty or Donna are nice all-around people, or that Moe Villetto has done any outstanding stunts? Maybe I don't understand.

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Now that we have mentioned every base jumper that is still alive or not in jail, perhaps we could stop listing suspects for the next media/police review of this forum?

I think I am the best because when other people jump, it is not as fun as when I do.

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Also, do you suppose there is a reason that Jumper X or Jumper Y is the bst jumper you have never heard about?

Hey, let's screw up an entire career of stealth and good ethics by outing the few who dare to keep their mouths shut and their egos to themselves.

To those of you watching, falling and having fun, I salute you. To those who sit and talk and type rather than play, it is time to leave the keyboard and pack.

Who cares who the "best" jumper is? Strange sort of question when every jump, whether acrobatic or not, long or short, involves the same choices and similar risks to your very first. I enjoy hearing about remarkable jumps and accomplishments by my fellow jumpers. Ranking just seems arbitrary and unnessecary. If you have to know, go to a comp and sit around until a judge tells you where you belong in the pecking order.

Having said all of that, this is stil the best technical and social forum for most jumpers and, as such, does a good job. I appreciate the opportunity to lay my opinion down with everyone else!

[feral]

FERALS LIST:

(this list was compiled after shooting up 4 grams of pure globe brand #1 SMACK! into my eyeballs...)

#1 ego award - Dwain Weston ( the reason tom calls him little aussie, because his pee pee's small. And the merit award: Omare the Great (the Israile terrorist) Who proudly proclaimed, "Quiet please everybody, I omare the great, will now jump from the great cliffs of Italy!"

#2 stolen footage award - 3 way tie with Skydive Kjerag's own mark litchle, tom sanders 24 way wrought, and my personal favorite - tom begic

#3 ass licking award- tom assello, tom assello, tom assello :*

#4 whining award - the one and only trailer park trash six fingered inbred who does SO much for BASE by trying to line his own pockets to the tune of US $250,000 - who has been pioneering sites 20 years ago and who has been sitting on his computer dribbling out sh1t - rOBIN hYDE

#5 unrightfully owning BASE sites award - a two way tie between SKydive Kjerag's own mark litchle and his head down wife nancy and angel falls' own power monger - tom sanders

#6 substance abuse award - not sure, there are so many potential nominations, please email me with suggestions.

#7 Sponsored slut award - felix who jumps everywhere with a red bull can jammed up his arse, burning sites as he goes with his ORDINARY BASE jumping style. Merit award goes to: Mario from Portugal who tries too hard to look up to his hero felix.

#8 Logging technique award - an australian favorite of mine, mr. bucket arse himself - Greg Wilcock who started logging after his supposed 500th jump - HA HA (unthead

#9 Accuarcy/slow pull award - tom assello, tom assello, tom assello :*

#10 The smack is wearing off and Yuri just passed me a fresh needle - tomorrow #10 will be awarded... Stay tuned...

bSbD

feral

[guest]

this smack to the eyeball technique seems to provide one (Feral at least) with inspired clarity. This list could be the most accurate yet. For the "he who speaks the truth category", I hereby nominate Feral.

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>Maybe you can help us with our
>research by posting some useful
>information.

Useful to who? (Please see post #17 in this thread.)

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Love you too Nik.:D

Sorry, you won't get me to play.

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or is it Jim? Love you too. :7

Unrequited love sucks.

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>>I think I am the best because when other people jump, it is not as fun as when I do.

I love that! :7 Enough said.

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Nice bro

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wearing my cap to the peek, for all that we speek, is nothing, it can't be heard

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Zoo is very experienced, yes, but some others from france has 1000+ jumps, like jeannoel....
and zoo didn't open any cliff in france, Eric Beaud is the one !!

[guest]

Sorry dude, I thought they were opened by Zoo, I stand corrected.