If I start BASE jumping, will young and impressionable girls throw themselves on my bed or, will I have to keep renting porno's.
I can't keep buying tandems for all the chicks I meet.
-Divorced
If I start BASE jumping, will young and impressionable girls throw themselves on my bed or, will I have to keep renting porno's.
I can't keep buying tandems for all the chicks I meet.
-Divorced
Oh, yeah. I've met tons of willing young ladies, just hanging out on the top of objects at 3am. There's usually a crowd in the landing area as well...
Anyone who starts BASE jumping to get chicks needs to have their head examined.
All the BASE jumpers that I know are getting laid much more than all the rock stars I know, so I would say go for it dude ;-) Of course, if you end up dead or paralyzed from the waist down, this could have a pretty negative effect on your sex life :-( but at least you would be COOL }>
I certainly won't sleep with anyone who does not BASE jump! So drop me a line when you get your BASE number :P
C-YA!
May
I'm not talkin about at the actual site. Here's what I envision:
I meet a chick in a bar and she's like, "Hey dude how's it goin?" and I'm like, "uh, o.k." and she's like, "what do you like to do for fun?" and I'm like, "well, I mostly skydive but, I just started BASE jumping" and then she's like, "WOW, you must be really manly and cool, not to mention you must have a huge surplus of disposable income" and then I'm like, "uh, yeah exactly" and then she's like "want to have sex?" and then I'm like, "hell yeah". then we leave together and I no longer have to rent porno's.
-divorced and frustrated
>I certainly won't sleep with anyone
>who does not BASE jump! So drop me a
>line when you get your BASE number
I sure will!!!!
My neighbor has a HAM radio antenna in his back yard. I'll probably hit that first. Then I'll foot launch my Safire off of the roof of his house. That's a B and an A. I'm sure I'll get the rest very soon after.
Stand by
-Anxious
Alternatively:
"Well, I mostly skydive but, I just started BASE jumping."
"What's BASE jumping?"
"Oh, well, I jump off of buildings and antennas, and bridges and cliffs. Cool, eh?"
"Sounds stupid to me. Do you have some kind of death wish or something?"
"No, it's all good. Do you want to come out and watch sometime?"
"I don't want to watch someone die."
... It degenerates from there.
Michael
>Alternatively:
>
>"Well, I mostly skydive but, I just
>started BASE jumping."
>
>"What's BASE jumping?"
>
>"Oh, well, I jump off of buildings and
>antennas, and bridges and cliffs.
>Cool, eh?"
>
>"Sounds stupid to me. Do you have
>some kind of death wish or something?"
>
>"No, it's all good. Do you want to
>come out and watch sometime?"
>
>"I don't want to watch someone die."
>
>... It degenerates from there.
>
>Michael
Oh, well she's probably big and fat anyway
All right, lets keep our focuss here! The pertinant fact of the matter is that regardless of how many chicks you score there is absolutely no replacement for nasty porno flicks.
Tandem schmandem. Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands.
MB
>Alternatively:
>
>"Well, I mostly skydive but, I just
>started BASE jumping."
>
>"What's BASE jumping?"
>
>"Oh, well, I jump off of buildings and
>antennas, and bridges and cliffs.
>Cool, eh?"
>
>"Sounds stupid to me. Do you have
>some kind of death wish or something?"
>
>"No, it's all good. Do you want to
>come out and watch sometime?"
>
>"I don't want to watch someone die."
>
>"It's not about death. It's about naked trampolining with fat chicks like you"
>
>{Enter blind pizza delivery girl}
"Hi - who ordered pizza? Wow, all my clothes just fell off."
{Begin nasty 70s style wawa guitar solo}
etc.
That's how it goes...
Drop me a line. I'll lend you my trampoline.
Somehow I knew all this talk about porn would bring out the Martian.
Thanks for driving last night. That wind is a bitch.
Okay, I'm only a wannabe, but seriously, is this the reason you'd want to start BASE jumping? Let's look at it from a skydiver's point of view...somebody comes up to you and asks you "If I start skydiving, will I get laid more?" If your answer is yes, then why are you complaining? If it's no, then I would think the same rules apply to BASE jumping. Jumping out of a plane, jumping off of a building, it's all the same to a whuffo, what do they know. We all know that people who skydive for the WRONG reasons are the ones who often times get hurt...they get to altitude, they don't REALLY want to skydive, but they go anyway, for whatever reason...to look cool, to prove something to somebody, TO PICK UP CHICKS. But if their heart's not there, they probably didn't pay attention in class, didn't learn what they were supposed to, aren't going to perform to the best of their potential, and wouldn't respond well to a problem. I can only assume it would be the same with BASE jumping, only worse. So I say that if skydiving isn't getting you laid, don't become a BASE jumping statistic thinking IT will get you laid.
Blue Skies,
Josh
Yo !
Spacy Tracy wrote a great article about this in one of the old BASE magazines. Look it up! ;-)
bsbd!
Yuri.
P.S. Have you tried roofies ? ;-)
And speaking of BASE jumpers who I'd like to do... I've seen one of your naked BASE videos, Yuri, and I can see that you have a tower I would defintely like to climb sometime ;-)
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