I wanted to jump the casino building during the PIA symposium of 2011 mainly to show all the skydiving whoffos how far we've gotten with PARACHUTING in general.

The event is as boring as it gets and there's nothing to do but losing money gambling and prostitution. It would have been fun, I think, for the attendees to watch actual parachute drops between the slots and the sluts.

To my surprise the people against it are not the the casino management (people have jumped the casino both with and w/out permission several times before) but the PIA, you know the Pussy Industry Association.

Here is what the President of the PIA, Cliff Schmucker, wrote to the casino management: "there is NO benefit to us
whatsoever other than the potential headaches that this will bring"

They say it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Well, I'm going to jump it anyway and I won't even ask for forgiveness afterwards!

Bring your rigs and let's burn the motherfucker down! It's the last year in Reno I was told anyway.