There I am in hospital not really wishing to move as I have had a bone graft operation 3 days previous - a present is delivered and is brought in to me by my morning nurse, it appears a friend has decided to cheer me up and send me a nice thoughtful present in my time of recovery. The nurse stands over me as I unwrap the gold wrapping paper to uncover the ever so thoughtful present. The nurse takes it and notes "well with all this time off you have, at least you now have something to do during the day" - and what was the ever so thoughtful present:
Good Feelings
The New ORO-SIMULATOR for Men
With Vibration
Warning:
to avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing conditions, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area or skin lacerations. No medical claims are warrented or implied by the use of this product.
My nurse was quick to take it from me, and show the other nurses on shift that morning - I was probably known not as the BASE jumper in room 1 from then, but the drooling pervert in room 1....
Nice one Faber (and Quickdraw)! it hurts to laugh but appreciate your thoughts in getting me the present! I would say it will keep me busy over recovery, but unfortunatly it does not work very well!! hehehe
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