The purpose of this post is to nudge along old Base 1000 to post his story about his first jump after getting his base number. If you don't know him, he's a quiet guy with what he describes as oversized genitals. I just can't get past the fact that he is studying to star in Michael Flatly's Riverdance, and drools when he talks.
So spit out your story or I'll kidnap some of those "valuable" Bobble head dolls you collect.
Last edited by Twoply2; April 10th, 2005 at 07:29 AM. Reason: I need NOT defend my actions to you or anyone! I AM Twoply! En Saba Nur!
Well, im not being cast in the show.......they said my drooling was making the stage too hazardous for the rest of the dancers.
The jump was actually my fifth jump after my qualifying jump. If a guy is going to have a first 180, first "other" object and first strike on the same jump, a smooth round concrete stack seemed like one of the more favorable spots for this to happen. It helped that I was hand held and slider off from this object that is tall enough for 3-4secs. The extra altitude gave me plenty of time to say hello, face to face with the concrete as I gave it a tap with my left foot and peeled myself off to the right. There was a big mess of steel structures and wires below on that side that I could have been into had I been alot lower, say slider up with a 3-4 sec delay low. "Skinflicka"..... I wish you were right about the 180's".
Getting into a bad situation has really helped me realize you always should expect the unexpected and when they dont pick you for the show you have to head right down the road to the next audition...... The one with mop boys to keep the stage dry.
A healthy fart can really echo inside a concrete tube.
My dolls are now enrolled in the "bobble head protection program" sponsored by the United Grociers Union. I got nervous last time you were over and I caught you caressing them in the back room with that unforgettable grin on your face.
[font=Arial Black]Want me to show you my funky trombone trick?[/font]:)
Nice job Ten Double Zero!
Excellent post. I'm sorry to have missed all the fun last night, but 5AM is way past my bed time.
Base 1000,
Nothing like seeing an object strike my first jump back from Iraq. Who says you have to take 3 to 4, I think I took 4.9. LOL nice meeting you and I hoped you wiped after all those farts echoing around.
Bryan Ody
BASE 943
P.S. I got my wallet back so its alllll good!!!!!
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