The NEW move debut......

[CrazyThomas]

So, all this talk of a new move to make it's debut at the perrine got me inspired. And then it hit me. I was the buster of the new move.
And let me just say.....DAMN Ï'M COOL. Sorry, I'm not cool enough to have helicopter photos of the new move, but it was still pretty sweet, and only a select few can perform it.

It's called a McThomas. I was thinking about McTwister, but then that just didn't give me enough credit. So I figured I should name it after myself.
The McThomas. What is it you ask? Well, let me lay it out for you.
It's a line twist (minimum two full rotations of twist), followed by a kick out of line twist move, then transitioned into a water landing.
Another BIG factor of this......IT NEEDS TO BE LESS THAN A 10 MINUTE PACK JOB. Any more time than that, and you are being WAY TOO CAREFUL.
And the line twists won't come out properly if not "TRASH PACKED".

Don't be jealous. Not everyone can bust the McThomas. Line twists are not the easiest to have control of (when I get strict, I will specify clockwise/counterclockwise line twists), but I will be fairly lax in the next couple SUPER COOL people to bust out a McThomas.




Flame away, let's have some fun.

Thomas

[Skydawg]

I believe that I have performed the McThomas "scream like a girl" variation (it's much harder).
The move starts out like the standard McThomas 'cept from an E. Get your 2 line twists (any direction), then you grab risers above the twists and with unerring precision perform the "wall strike, head bounce, catch a rock in the nuts and scream like a girl" manoeuvre.

To be performed correctly, the screaming should be a very a high falsetto and continue for at least half an hour, or unconsciousness occurs. Bonus points are added if Mr Wriggly and the twins swell to double their normal size.

[Bryan]

I thought the McThomas involved using a guy wire as a zip-line er something like that; so i've heard.

[CrazyThomas]

zip line????



oh....yeah, see now you are confused.
The one with the zip line is called the "McZipper". x( x(






Thomas

[chris-fs]

can i claim the variation of the line twists but then you fly into the electrical pylon beating your self unconcious on the way and dislocating at least one limb ...

[CrazyThomas]

You can definitely claim that variation of it, but only if you call it something snappy like:
" The McChris"

"McPylon" sounds kind of catchy too for that one.




Thomas

[Faber]

Can i call the move were your freefalling somthing high(300-400ft range)make a chiken delay(max 1sec),and then yell "FUUUUUUUCK" before the canopy inflate,well above the ground you just thourght you were about to impact.

MCFaber it is...

[Alabanana]

Thomas
I am returning from a long hiatus away from this Board. Had a life for awhile.
When last I was here, everyone was treating you like a pariah. I am glad to see people speaking to you again. Did you just wear them down, or what? Good for you.
Joe