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    European update

    Things are going well in the land of cheese, now that Jo Jo has been cleared of all wrong doing, and the guilty have been punished.
    The new MD members have been living up to the always low standards of the Mince Division, and as always, getting an actual MD number has and will continue to be a very difficult process without calling out the rescue squads, in which case a number may actually be issued.

    The MD would also like to acknowledge a new record of sorts. In amazing professional fashion, one Mr Knudson has blown away the old tired record of 13.25 minutes of fidgeting with absolutely nothing at the exit point. He really stepped up to the plate, with an amazing 18.72 minutes of fondling everything, from leg staps, to helmet, to arm cuffs, to harness webbing. The judges we extremely immpressed with these harness webbing touches, as they could not figure out exactly why one would touch harness webbing? It only goes to show what a total proffesional, and exceptional athlete he is. Way to go Mick, this record could stand for years to come, congratulations!!!

    Anxiously awaiting the arrival of our founding father, MD 1, who will arrive in sunny Lysbotn on July 14th, to do some jumps, and break some jaws. Come on man, we need the back up, all this sh1t talking is getting us nowhere in the popularity pagents.

    And oh yes, the air base is still burning....&-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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    RE: European update

    I am actually quite offended you failed to count the total number of pilot chute touches.

    Harness webbing touches are just so superficial to not add some other useless STAT to the official record.

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    RE: European update

    :7 :7 :7 Hehehehe, I did count them!!! You had a total of 69 pilot chute touches, without mentioning the 35 ponytail touches! Even a part of the exit point crumbled away due to the incessant leg shaking!!!!! Nice Jumping with you though!!! Hehehehe C'ya for a Schneider Weisse in town!!!

    Rob

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    RE: European update

    Isn't touching your harness supposed to make it more supple, therefore less likely to break??? In fact the indians and eskimos used to chew their harnesses in the long evenings when they had nothing to do so they wouldn't bend, chafe and wear out....:+

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