wingsuit question

guest · February 16th, 2001, 03:02 AM

I reckon i should also maybe have a lash at this wingsuit stuff, no cliff strikes, shite yeah which model, the GTI or the Skyflyer.

It doesn't look that hard!

Skygod
xxooxx

guest · February 16th, 2001, 02:03 PM

Go Away!

guest · February 16th, 2001, 02:13 PM

Sorry just trying to have a little fun and get away from the usual bitching and back stabbing that goes on in here take as the joke it is fuk wit.

p.s. thats a pretty recent base #

guest · February 16th, 2001, 03:43 PM

Oh, I get it now!

guest · February 16th, 2001, 07:19 PM

Good

guest · February 16th, 2001, 09:11 PM

Hi Slim

guest · February 17th, 2001, 02:00 AM

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON Feb-17-01 AT 10:23 AM (PST)[/font][p]I highly recommend that you take a look at the new, 4th generation wingsuit, the Shiteflier.

The only wingsuit approved by the A.B.A. for use in Aussie BASE, the Shiteflier is constructed of the highest quality materials. The body consists of cast-off army surplus camouflage, strategically reinforced in high wear areas with the copious application of duct tape.

The Shiteflier's improved wing system is constructed of discarded plastic grocery bags, allowing for the use of refuse found on the approach as replacement wing materials in the event of wing breakage. Further, the wings can be detached to serve as static lines in the event of a failure of the jumper's testicular fortitude.

The wing attachment system, composed entirely of vinyl electrical tape, is ideal for easy wing removal in the event of a high speed malfunction. A simple thrashing of the arms and legs (sometimes called a "flail maneuver" ) easily detaches all wing surfaces.

For more information, see the manufacturers website at www.bird-brain.com.

guest · February 17th, 2001, 09:09 AM

Read March Penthouse.
Martin Curry has article on skydiving a wingsuit.
Yes, I am serious, "Penthouse". March
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guest · February 18th, 2001, 07:19 AM

"Honest sweetheart, I just buy this for the articles....." ;)

guest · February 18th, 2001, 04:09 PM

No, No.

I usually make it clear its me when I post and on this occassion I am afraid you were mistaken. Despite some of the descriptions of this new ShiteFlier - someone has been watching some of my wingsuit videos, it was not my idea. I could use a pair of training wheels though to steady the ship when it starts to roll, I really do wobble badly sometimes.

Unfortunately the manufacturers know me on a first name basis because of all the repairs I keep getting. Not too many standup landings with the wingsuit recently.

Luv SLIM