People from Ohio... [Archive]

speedphreak

March 1st, 2011, 05:23 PM

...are Fucked Up!

Ohio man not guilty of collecting urine - UPI.com (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/02/17/Ohio-man-not-guilty-of-collecting-urine/UPI-78001297989345/)

speedphreak

March 31st, 2011, 10:36 AM

More proof:

Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years - FoxNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/?intcmp=obnetwork)

freeflyjoe

March 31st, 2011, 02:16 PM

Damn, those are both fucked stories up but that doesn't make all peeps from OH fucked up. I'm sure MI has it's share too. ;)

mknutson

March 31st, 2011, 07:11 PM

Speachless.... but I really want to rage with the cinci crew for some strange reason...

speedphreak

March 31st, 2011, 09:29 PM

...I'm sure MI has it's share too. ;)

Nope, it's just an Ohio thing. ;)

speedphreak

April 6th, 2011, 09:01 AM

The dog started it...

Ohio Man Charged With Barking at Police Dog | Scene and Heard: Scene's News Blog (http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2011/04/06/ohio-man-charged-with-barking-at-police-dog)

speedphreak

April 6th, 2011, 09:25 AM

I can't really fault Ohio for this, I've often been tempted to choke out those damn Wal-Mart greeters also...

Police: Ohio Woman Choked Walmart Greeter, 71 - FoxNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/29/police-ohio-woman-choked-walmart-greeter-71/)

freeflyjoe

April 9th, 2011, 07:21 AM

Stripper sentenced in Ohio SUV dragging death - Road Runner (http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/1110/38584835/Stripper_sentenced_in_Ohio_SUV_dragging_death)

mknutson

April 9th, 2011, 07:24 AM

Stripper sentenced in Ohio SUV dragging death - Road Runner (http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/1110/38584835/Stripper_sentenced_in_Ohio_SUV_dragging_death)

in her SUV outside his home and dragging
Exotic dancer my ASS! Bitch is a prostitute!

freeflyjoe

April 9th, 2011, 10:20 AM

lol. And a murderer

speedphreak

April 10th, 2011, 08:30 AM

cleveland : Man arrested after bizarre string of actions in Westlake (http://mobile.cleveland.com/advcleve/pm_29204/contentdetail.htm;jsessionid=CF059BD3DC1906A6063AB 0030B99AA87?contentguid=hRYj2ggT)

speedphreak

April 28th, 2011, 12:09 PM

Ohio DUI suspect keeps cop waiting at drive-thru (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gL8H5HgfETx91tLUlYbuLc6qzRZA?docId=a316e1eb1 2c448caa1933134f2b512af)

Here, hold my beer while I grab my burrito...

speedphreak

April 28th, 2011, 12:10 PM

Ohio woman charged with DUI on way to DUI hearing (http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/default/article/Ohio-woman-charged-with-DUI-on-way-to-DUI-hearing-1356655.php)

Here, hold my beer, I've got to go to court...

speedphreak

May 5th, 2011, 08:31 PM

Cincinnati - Cops: Ohio man arrested for running naked in race (http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom/gci/InsidePage.aspx?cId=cincinnati&sParam=36383749.story)

Part of the Cincy Crew?

speedphreak

May 9th, 2011, 07:07 PM

Two questions...

One, how large do you think a heroin filled balloon is?
Two, they never specify but, which of the body cavities do you think she chose?

:rolleyes:

05-06-11 WOMAN CAUGHT TRANSPORTING HEROIN INSIDE BODY CAVITY (http://news.delawarecountysheriff.com/?p=777)

http://www.dispatch.com/live/export-content/sites/dispatch/local_news/stories/2011/05/07/del-heroin-art-gnmcj1bf-1giummo-large.jpg

speedphreak

June 28th, 2011, 06:26 PM

Woman Accused Of Spraying Deputy With Breast Milk Teaches School (http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2011/06/28/story-delaware-woman-accused-spraying-deputies-breast-milk.html?sid=102)

"Alcohol makes you do things you don't normally do under normal circumstances and obviously she had way too much to drink," Davis said.

Amen to that Brother!

mknutson

June 28th, 2011, 06:40 PM

FUCK ME! I have GOT to get to Ohio now!

speedphreak

July 13th, 2011, 04:53 PM

cleveland : Exotic-animal owner Sam Mazzola died bound in his home during an apparent sex act gone wrong, coroner says (http://mobile.cleveland.com/advcleve/pm_29204/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=yJ0cUpp5)

"Sam Mazzola was found handcuffed to his bed, wearing a mask, with chains attached to his body. According to the coroner, Mazzola died of asphyxia; an "object" was found in his mouth."

Party like a rock star, baby!

speedphreak

August 24th, 2011, 07:15 PM

Sex-crazed man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pricey sex toy - 19 Action News|Cleveland, OH (http://www.woio.com/story/15316670/sex-crazed-man-crashes-stolen-semi-into-adult-store-steals-pricey-sex-toy)

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"It is described as a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks."

freeflyjoe

August 25th, 2011, 11:41 AM

speedphreak

August 25th, 2011, 11:31 PM

LOL. Where do u find all these "ohio" freaks!?!

Why, they are all in Ohio, of course!

mknutson

September 1st, 2011, 09:38 AM

Just when you thought Ohio was the only crazy state, Virginia steps up to the plate

Man Beheads Self in Domestic Dispute (http://gawker.com/5836067/man-beheads-self-in-domestic-dispute)

Man Beheads Self in Domestic Dispute...

speedphreak

September 1st, 2011, 07:31 PM

I think Ohio has them all beat due to sheer volume: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin. (http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft)

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Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft | Cincinnati.com (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110831/NEWS010701/110831014/Cops-Man-had-sex-inflatable-pool-raft?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE) (Ten bucks says it's one of the Cincy Crew...)

mknutson

September 3rd, 2011, 12:13 PM

There is NO way I could ever argue with that...

airdog07

September 9th, 2011, 04:58 PM

Man Arrested for Having Sex With Inflatable Raft | NBC Los Angeles (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Man-Arrested-for-Having--128799868.html)