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mknutson
May 27th, 2010, 09:34 PM
Time after time, I keep seeing newbies wearing nothing but a rig and an EGO!

let me tell you that if you take a look, and open your eyes... All the people that have lasted in this sport, WEAR FUCKING PADS!!!!!!

I am tired of seeing 5 jump wonders YES, EVEN AT TF BRIDGE!!!!!! not wearing pads. you can still crack your skull and shatter your knee caps!

I do not want to carry your fat ass out of the canyon!

Para_Frog
May 28th, 2010, 12:45 PM
PuSsiEs BiG!

Learn how to land a fucking canopy before you start BASE jumping and you can wear Vans and board shorts.

Just sayin.

You still gonna be down there Saturday Mick? I'm planning an exhibition of all the things not to do when jumping the bridge. You can film it for posterity.

Edit: AND drag my fat ass out of the canyon.

JewBag
June 1st, 2010, 10:17 PM
or you can wear. A tampon, whatever makes you moore comfortable, ii her the pads with wings are. Pretty good though

FreeFallFiend
June 3rd, 2010, 01:06 PM
or you can wear. A tampon, whatever makes you moore comfortable, ii her the pads with wings are. Pretty good though

I cant figure out if you posted that with your iPhone or if you're just trying to be like BASE75.

Pikey
June 5th, 2010, 11:02 PM
Pads make B's so much harder to infiltrate. Rocks and shit...sure....buildings... not so much.

FreeFallFiend
June 7th, 2010, 02:14 PM
Stop being lazy. I wore pads on my urban jumps. You just wear them under your pants.

Uberchris
June 7th, 2010, 02:56 PM
i dont believe in armor.
whenever i base jump, i do it in broad day light, in front of many people, wearing no pads but instead an XL cup/jock strap under skin tight, paint on pants, so the ladies think i have a massive package........

Greenmachine
June 8th, 2010, 06:41 AM
Directed to UberChris:

That would work if your pants didn't say PINK on the ass. :D

Directed to Mick:

1) how many pads must they wear?
2) gloves required equipment as well?
3) is a video camera mandatory also?


On a more serious note, Mick did you notice
that the guy I was training was wearing helmet,
boots, and knee pads? He did on every jump.

Since I made him wear them I did also on all
but 1 of my 23 jumps, the one I did not was
for the rollover right before the big-way but
I had a beer in my BOC so it was all good.;)

FreeFallFiend
June 8th, 2010, 09:01 AM
Directed to UberChris:\

Since I made him wear them I did also on all
but 1 of my 23 jumps, the one I did not was
for the rollover right before the big-way but
I had a beer in my BOC so it was all good.;)

I always wear a helmet now no matter what the jump. I crashed into a grassy field once after it had been raining for 3 straight days and it rocked my world. If i didnt have a concussion i was as close as you can without actually having one. I am convinced the super squishy ground and my helmet saved me. There was a nice Joe sized divot in the ground and I had a mud and grass mohawk on my helmet where chunks of the ground were sticking out of the vents. Shit happens fast and can happen on any object, as we consider this an easy one and it is still one of my favs. (270ft FF with grassy field to land.)

speedphreak
June 8th, 2010, 09:36 AM
For better or for worse, I never wear pads when I jump (although I will toss on some knee pads if jumping over rocks or asphalt).

I guess if you're going to be stupid; you've got to be tough...

Para_Frog
June 8th, 2010, 09:53 AM
I guess if you're going to be stupid; you've got to be tough...

That's priceless. Mind if I borrow that from time to time? That works with BASE jumpers AND soldiers.

Greenmachine
June 8th, 2010, 11:56 AM
If you're going to be dumb
Then you got to be tough!

Is a very old saying ;)

speedphreak
June 8th, 2010, 02:24 PM
That's priceless. Mind if I borrow that from time to time? That works with BASE jumpers AND soldiers.

It works for pretty much everybody... :rolleyes:

Uberchris
June 8th, 2010, 05:20 PM
Directed to UberChris:

That would work if your pants didn't say PINK on the ass. :D




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