Justice o' the Peace

[divot]

Does anyone know of a current jumper who is ordained? Needing one for July 5th on the Perrine. The Shinto priest booked fell through. In a tight spot. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers,

Kokanee Girl

[bps]

Hello!

Tell that bozzo fiance of yours to take a break from 100' objects and email me some wedding details! I really want to make it and have to start planning now to avoid work conflicts...

Can't wait to meet you!

C-ya,

Bryan

[3ringheathen]

Kokanee:
I'm an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church and I'd be happy to fly out there on your dime if need be. ;-)

A cheaper solution would be to ask someone that would be there anyway to go to the ULC website and become ordained themselves.
It costs about $15, and is recognized by most states.

I'd double check the legality in Idaho and your home state ASAP to be sure.
-Josh

[divot]

>Kokanee:
>I'm an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church and I'd
>be happy to fly out there on your dime if need be. ;-)


And where would I be flying you in from? ;-)

[divot]

>Tell that bozzo fiance of yours to take a break from 100'
>objects and email me some wedding details! I really want to
>make it and have to start planning now to avoid work
>conflicts...
>
>Can't wait to meet you!


Keeping said bozzo off of 100' objects is like pulling teeth. :7

July 5th @ 2:00 PM ....

My Dad is still laughing at the thought of walking his daughter not "down the aisle" but to exit point.

We'll be honoured if you can make it. Wedding rehearsal jumping to commence on the 2nd, then off to Hot Rocks......first pint's on me.....

:D


Sandy

[3ringheathen]

>>Kokanee:
>>I'm an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church and
>I'd
>>be happy to fly out there on your dime if need be. ;-)
>
>
>And where would I be flying you in from? ;-)
>

Seattle. If I can get a few days off, I'd rather drive. It'd cost roughly the same as flying, just take longer.
If you're at all serious, drop me an E at jwhipple10@attbi.com, and we'll work something out.
-Josh

[divot]

>Seattle. If I can get a few days off, I'd rather drive. It'd
>cost roughly the same as flying, just take longer.
>If you're at all serious, drop me an E at
>jwhipple10@attbi.com, and we'll work something out.
>-Josh


Payment for services would be in the form of a few sketchy lap dances from Hot Rocks! What say you?! (Can of Lysol and blue tarp to be provided.)


:D

[TSR]

FYI,

I am getting married in August and I got my friend ordained through the Universal Life Church(ulc.net) in about 5 min. It is free and you'll get a confirmation email in approx. two days that whomever is now official. They also sell marriage certificates and credentials for the newly ordained as well as a CD with 35 different ceremonies to chose from. It's a snap plus you can have a friend perform the ceremony instead of someone you don't know. Also, according to the rules of that church an ordained minister can ordain anyone else.

ALL PRAISE THE CHURCH OF BASE!!!!

Congrats,

TSR