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December 22nd, 1999, 08:39 PM
Very Recently a site in the Pacific NW was jumped. It was not done by locals. This site is complex and could result in serious jail time if caught. In fact, depending on what is going on at the site at the time the Federal security guards, or Marines might shoot first and ask later.

How do I know it was jumped? Because on a scanner it was heard that the police responded to the area with the report of two parachutes in the air. SOMEONE SAW YOU JUMP!!!! You didn't get caught but it wasn't a clean jump! We can smell the sh&t running down your arse! Now the object is hotter for all. No we don't own it...but we could have helped you out. All you had to do was ask!

If you want to jump an object in Oregon or Washington or Idaho, contact someone in Portland...they can and will help you out!

Todd (not BR)